32 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost (August 10, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 10, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

How do I get my tiny, cute little kids to play Dungeons and Dragons? That is the question that had been plaguing my brain for the past year or so. My two boys just turned 10 and 8 respectively and I really want to get them into Dungeons and Dragons. I already dream of long evenings where, instead of them watching YouTube and me doom scrolling, We all sit together as a family and role play until it's time for bed. However, reality is often disappointing and I am in a bit of a crossroad here.

On the one hand I know they will find Dungeons and Dragons fun and engaging, On the other hand I know that anything their dad says is cool, automatically falls into the "Skibidi Cringe" category (That's what the kids today say, I think). So I have devised a cunning plan to get them to think it's cool - I have found an 11 year old neighbor who plays Dungeons and Dragons, and set up multiple play-dates. Wish me luck!

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    The DM First time player I know he doesn't look it, Chaotic Neutral Bard @dnd_memes1 [but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world.1
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    Timetwister 20 Sorcery Set Timetwister aside in a new graveyard pile. Shuffle your hand, library, and graveyard together into a new library and draw a new hand of seven cards, leaving all cards in play where they are; opponent must do the same. Thus, Mark Tedin D&D players, here's a great way to turn your old Magic cards into tokens in case you don't have any minis
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    DM: As you enter the room you spot a wooden scepter set upon an altar. It matches the description of the Finger of Azuth, the sacred relic that magnifies the power of any magic conjured near it a hundredfold. Paladin: We need to destroy it to make sure it's never used for evil again! Wizard: Agreed. I cast fireball at the altar. DM:
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    The warlock talking to their patron like set it all on fire, child ifunny.co
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    When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. You...saved me? I'm not through with you.
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    2 My 20 page backstory Me My super supportive DM happy to see me engaged and excited about his game
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    Behold My Buffs
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    When the Kobolds flee deeper into the cave instead of fighting you to the death Veterans Newbies
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    Party How is this fair? Our caster is a warlock! DM It's not fair, you have no rights and he is not a caster Haha eldritch blast! We just keep him aroud because he's fun. Look at him go!
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    When you're the forever DM and finally get to play but start to miss DMing I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Feel the fear in my I used to roll the dice enemy's eyes
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    Party hunts down a werewolf terrorizing the town They find and kill the werewolf imgflip.com M The druid makes the teeth into a weapon The druid makes the teeth into a weapon
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    DM: So explain how you multiclassed into warlock? Bard who seduced an Archdevil We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo...
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    *Paladin with 17 CHA seducing more things than the Bard.* Bard: "Can I see your holy texts?" Paladin: ... PRA OY AUFD БМ W MAX.
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    Fighter: swords are way cooler! Barbarian: no way, battleaxes! Figter: the rogue agrees with me! Barbarian: yeah well, the wizard agrees with me! Wizard: For future reference, when I say that I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.
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    THE FACE YOU MAKE AFTER FINDING A NEW ITEM AND THE DM ONLY DESCRIBES IT AS "GIVING OFF A MYSTERIOUS AURA"
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    When the party of barbarians start making smart decisions Apes together strong.
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    Wizard PC who cast identify and realised that the mayor's Gauntlets have a dormant god within them 'Mayor' that knows more than he lets on
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    Did you just say I took 8 D6 fire damage? 30 No, I said you just took eighty six fire damage. Oh! That's much worse. imgflip.com
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    The DM: Alright you see the villagers trapped in a cage behind the orcs what you doing? Bard PC: I'm going to seduce the orcs allowing the party to rescue the villagers Also Bard PC: *rolls a nat 20 on persuasion* Bard PC @dnd_memes1 The DM The rest of the party The villagers
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    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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    How I Imagine I'll play My Character How I will Inevitably play My Character
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    Rogue: 'I steal things for a living' Wizard: 'I expand my knowledge with books' War Domain Cleric: u/Luke_Rudge Weapons are part of my religion.
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    Me experimenting with exotic race/class combinations: My Barbarian/Wizard Minotaur DOCTOR BEEFTON IS HERE! AND HE HAS A PHD IN DEATH! imgflip.com As well as a Doctorate in Philosophy and Modern Linguistics
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    SEVERED Severed Sons A D&D Podcast SONS @SeveredSonsDnD Fighter: And what do you bring to the table if we hired you? Cleric: I heal! Barbarian: I deal damage! Regular person: I take notes! Barbarian: Notes? Really, that's it? Fighter: No no, that's big. You're in. #dnd
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    Player RP-ing super hard DM
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    When the party tries to intimidate a powerful NPC and when it doesn't work, tries to fight them despite being given every opportunity and warning not to. DM Why did you make me do this?! DM TPK'd party You're trying to fight a level 20 CR 27 wizard! A character that demonstrated that they could literally wish you all out of existence at any time! DM TPK'd Party What? You just thought you'd have at them with some +1 short swords and 2nd level spells? DM TPK'd party What will you do now?! Roll up
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    Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof! Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70
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    A heavy crossbow deals 1D10 damage. Eldritch blast deals 1D10 damage. A crossbow costs 50gp. Eldritch blast costs some warlocks their soul. Conclusion: Your soul is worth 50$ e Dreamstime.com
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    Regular RPG progression: BPBEGHA Session 1: save the kittens Session 40: kill God וויי
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    ROLLING A 2 FOR STEALTH ROLLING A 1 FOR PERCEPTION
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    B DandyBeyond @DandyBeyond Druid: I shouldn't have done that. I should NOT have done that. DM: Yeah... Druid: I use my action to smoke some herbs and go 12 seconds back in the past to change that DM: Why on earth do you think that would work? Druid: Thyme travel. DM: I'll allow it. ifunny.co
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    Barbarian logic: "When charisma fails, strength check" 20 DOBE&S KUMH ORST MAY
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